Monday 29 May 2017

Fear

My challenge to write a piece headed FEAR of 250 words (ish)...

I moved to North Yorkshire I needed practice in open water. I learned of a lake in the Richmond area and went.

Oh my goodness, how scary, get me out of here…NOW! Swimming in a lake is DEFINITELY not like swimming in an indoor pool; lanes, lifeguards, measured, see the bottom, and safe! I mean, who wants to get eaten by Jaws? No-one, so why! I dipped in, and swan to the buoy. I swam back. No way! Got to do this, I thought! I can do this! But, I cannot see the bottom. No way! I swam back to the buoy. Panicked, and got out, fast! Fear had taken over and that was it!

The following year I tried again. Still battling against this fear I tried; heart racing, fast breathing, etc.

Although this is a diving and water sports lake I have since learned that yes, there are various vehicles on the bottom, but that is all. No bodies or even Jaws! This still does not quite install any faith in me, still convinced Jaws is lurking in these murky waters.

There is one particular part where I do have to swim breast-stroke with my head out of the water. Seriously, swimming front crawl I can turn my head under the water’s surface and there is a small boat, and if I come upon it I freak out! My heart stops, I tighten, and I immediately freeze. Something really might come out of it and attack me.

Fear, as I have it, is an irrational thought conjuring imaginary processes that I succumb to.

NB. I write this, on Sunday 28th May 2017, I got in from work last night. I was flicking through the channels and Jaws started. That was the second time I watched it all the way through without be scared.

Monday 22 May 2017

Moonville

George sat there next to the kitchen table with an empty Coke bottle, double sided sticky tape, straws, card, and a plank of wood watching Blue Peter. He watched avidly listening to every word the presenter said. Their immaculately presented materials on their white clean table and the “here’s what I did earlier,” demonstrations. George was hooked. Although he was struggling to keep up, this wasn’t today’s society of pausing the programme. George hurriedly stuck all the pieces together. The mess he created in the kitchen was horrendous. Bits of tape stuck to the table, the back of the tape scattered across the floor. He’d accidentally knocked the box of straws, cascading on to the floor. He was too busy to finish his project to pick all it up. He felt pretty chuffed with himself when he eventually finished and grinned like a Cheshire cat full of pride.

In walked his mum. “George,” she exclaimed, “what happened?”

George, full of smiles held up his handiwork, wanting, waiting for approval.

Her hand clasped over her mouth towards the mess George has created. It was going to take forever to clean up, she throught, as she placed a couple of shopping bags on the work surface, exasperated! George still positioned himself with his work waiting for a response. She turned, feeling she ought to comment. In doing so she switched off the television, disgusted that she allowed it in the first place, and pick up George’s work.

A piece of wood as the base with straws standing at one end to hold a rolled piece of paper angled at 45 degrees, from the other end of the wood resting inbetween the straws. And the coke bottle inside the paper cylinder. A rocket and rocket launcher!

“Well done George, let’s get this kitchen tidy,” mum asked as George groaned. The worst part of all his creations, inventions is the tidying up. After chatting non stop they finished with his rocket launcher sitting proudly on the window sill for everyone to admire.

As the week ticked on many a conversation was held in reference to the rocket. George wanted it to shoot off and set about with this mum to make it fly. With careful attention they set up the kitchen table with vinegar, baking soda, a balloon, a rubber band, pin, a marker pen and cling film.

George and his mum filled the rocket with required amount of vinegar, then they put backing soda into the cling film and wrapped it like a parcel, but not too tight, so it could loosen inside the rocket. George carefully placed a dot on the balloon and poked a hoed through it with the pin, putting it to one side. With his tongue sticking out with concentration and his mum behind him he placed the soda parcel carefully in the neck of the rocket and fixed the balloon tightly over the rocket neck with the rubber band. Both of them slowly took the rocket and launcher outside and set it down on the concrete slabs.

“Now, George, be careful not to get the baking soda in the vinegar just yet.”

“Ok, I won’t,” George beamed with excitement.

Very slowly he tipped the rocket at the angle to fit inside its launcher, stood back, and waited. His mum holding him, she’d not done this before. They waited for the parcel to drop into the vinegar, unravel and work its magic.

Whoosh! A white cloud shot in the air followed by the rocket.

“Wow,” gasped George.

“Incredible,” gasped his mum also.

“This is brilliant mum, can we do it again,” he pleaded as the rocket floated down to the ground.

“It was good, wasn’t it,” his mum stood open mouthed.

George tugged on his mum’s cardigan and pleaded again, “can we? Again please mum,” bright eyed and smiling.

The afternoon was filled with whooshes as George continued his quest.

The next day whilst his mum and dad were busy gardening George took it upon himself to have more goes with his rocket, making more soda parcels. This time he carefully stuffed in two. Unfortunately it malfunctioned, reacting together too quickly as he was catapulted into the air screaming. He shot up and up. “Arrrgh,” he yelled as he continued higher and higher, and looked downwards to see his house getting smaller and smaller. But as he flew higher and higher he was beginning to enjoy himself. “This is cool,” he smiled continuing to grip tightly onto the rocket. He zoomed quickly into the white fluffy clouds. “Urgh, so wet,” he explored, seeing the droplets of water all around. He got soaked zooming the crevasses of fog. Appearing out of the other side the sun shone drying him instantly. He had to tightly close his eyes from the initial brightness of the sun, and then he saw the moon and the rocket seemed to have a route heading straight for it: the moon was the intended target! George was getting a bit frightened now, as he didn’t fully understand what was going to happen. The moon grew and grew in size as he got closer and closer. He landed in spectacular style, let go of the rocket and somersaulted forwards before he gradually stopped.

Eventually, he sat up, a bit dazed and confused as to what had just happened. He looked around blurry eyed getting his thought together.

“Where am I,” he puzzled. He didn’t recognise this at all. He began to focus and set upon a figure walked towards him. An arm stretched out, “my name is Anna, welcome,” she smiled, waiting for him to shake hands.

“Well, this is very formal, Anna. How do you do?” he mused.

“I’m very good. What is your name?”

“George. Wh…wh…wh…where am I?” he stammered.

“You are on Moonville, we like to call it, but it’s the Moon,” she spoke so eloquently.

He looked around noticing that it didn’t look like cheese, as everyone had said it would. He noticed Anna and how pretty she looked in a purple skirt and yellow t-shirt. She was also bare footed. Specks of dust floated with each step she took.

“And what is Moonville,” he asked.

“Moonville is my home. My family came here back in 2015 when Earth built a space rocket to fly to the Moon. We were chosen from a television competition. A new concept to improve television ratings with the likes of ‘The Voice’, ‘X Factor’, ‘Big Brother’ being so old. A famous person invented this competition to take a family to the Moon,” she sighed, “we’ve been here ever since. The space rocket just took off once we landed. My brother, mum and dad have had to survive, clueless. We’ve been longing to be rescued.”

“So, how did you know about me,” he enquired.

“Steve, my brother, mum and dad have long since given up. But I am still hopeful we will be rescued. Ever the dreamer, they keep saying,” she sighed again. George just stared at her. She radiated with elegance.

So, what year are we here,” he asked, as he had finally gotten on his feet.

“Well, I guess it’s 2015. I’ve been counting. Although it’s been hard as it’s always dark. I look towards the Earth and see the change of lightness and darkness and have counted since then. It goes be so quickly.” She gazed longingly out towards the stars against the dark sky. Her blonde hair pulled back into a gun. She wiped a stray hair from her face. George smiled at her.

Amazingly it wasn’t cold as George through the Moon would be and although dark he could still see clearly through the illumination of the Moon’s surface. There was a slight breeze, but “wow,” he gasped looking around. It was just how he imagined with craters, rocks, baron; it was awesome! There were ups and downs, but he didn’t float. His rocket was gently fizzing out as he thought back as to what had just happened. He couldn’t quite believe it, so cool, wait til school here about this! He looked at his hands, yep, still there! His legs, yep they’re here too! He patted himself down, all in one piece! He was truly flabbergasted, he couldn’t believe it!

“Wow,” he amazed again, “What’s it like living on the Moon,” he enthusiastically asked.

“Quite boring really, and there is nothing to do. We have had to make everything ourselves. It’s like going back in time, except we’ve gone forward. We have had to start from scratch, but dad was a mechanic, good with his hands. So he and Steve have built this really good car to get around. We walked and wondered for days getting to grips with it all. Amazing at first, but as time moved on it became less and less interesting. I like to wander and wait to be rescued. I knew someone would come,” Anna said bursting George’s excitement.

“Well, I don’t know about that,” George scratched his head somewhat deflated, “I was just messing with this homemade rocket and it accidentally brought me here. Quite amazing really,” he thought has he gazed at Anna thinking she was very pretty.

“So, what’s it like on Earth,” she enquired.

“Well, not much going on really. There’s still crappy telly. Doctor Who is on, which is cool. But it’s still 2015. I live with my mum and dad. That’s all.”

She coyly looked at him with her arms crossing in front of her. She couldn’t believe her luck; someone had finally come to rescue them. And, he was cute.

“I can’t say I’ve heard of what you did on the telly competition. I like to read and play games with mum and dad.”

She came closer, kissed him on the cheek, held out her hand indicating for him to follow.

“Why don’t I take you to my family and see what they’ve done. They won’t believe you have come.”

They held hands and sparks flew between them as their fingers clasped each other’s. What was he thinking? He was only 9. What is this feeling anyway?

“How old are you,” he asked.

“I’m 10,” she replied.

Smiling to eachother she guided him to her house. They watched the flare of dust as they walked on the surface. It was so mesmerising. Still holding hands they chatted and laughed to her house. They seemed to walk for ages, over boulders, down crevasses. It was really good fun. At last they arrived and he stood frozen to the spot and stared at the house in front of him. How could they build something like this? And a garage too? He stood in awe!

She quickened her pace and soon they both ran to the front door. Anna couldn’t hold her excitement, “mum, dad, Steve,” she shouted, “George has come to save us. I told you someone would. I told you!”

George once again stood looking in amazement at everything. “Wh…wh…what…look at all of this? How did you get this? How did you make this out of nothing?” He spun around indicating the nothingness outside. “It’s amazing!”

Anna’s mum, dad and Steve had all come to see what Anna was shouting about. All dressed casually. Even they couldn’t believe George was here. All of them had given up.

“Well, we catch each item when it flies in the atmosphere. Some gets dumped and we pick it up. You’ll be amazed with what people throw out.” Steve stepped forward and introduced himself. The house was built out of people’s throw outs and, the toys lying around. Steve and his dad had built them too. All sorts of things including cars, dinosaurs, etc. There were no on/off switches either, but electric currencies flowing through that once the two pieces of wire made contact together, that would allow the toy to come to alive. Steve showed him each toy. George was so excited.

“So, have you come to save us?” Anna’s dad asked bringing George back to reality.

George stopped and explained about his homemade rocket. About how he was messing about and ended up on Moonville by mistake. All of them stood and listened, chest fallen, but his story, feeling somewhat neglected. “But, I’ll tell you what. I’ll go back down and come back with better equipment to take you home,” he quickly finished.

Anna’s dad thought long and hard, and decided it was the best idea. After all, how were 5 people going to fit on the homemade rocket anyway? Steve and his dad scrambled about making more rocket fuel to enable George to get home.

George kissed Anna on the cheek, she blushed. She was going to miss him, but it won’t be long before he comes back for her, she beamed. As though reading her mind George reassured his return, and she nodded in agreement.

The countdown began, 10…9…8…to the end and Boom! He took off faster than he arrived hurtling towards his patio. He whizzed and whizzed til he landed safely, buzzing with excitement.

He told his story in the “show and tell” class on Monday morning, and that’s when he knew he wanted to be an astronaut.

Monday 15 May 2017

Wanda’s Night Out

On Saturday the 13th May 2017 gorgeous hubby and I drove to Penrith in our VW Campervan…


...to meet some friends. The weather did not look all that great, considering we had had some lovely days recently.

Gorgeous hubby went to fetch Wanda from storage and brought some food supplies, whist made some. We were providing a picnic for everyone. But I had asked my friend to supply her delicious coleslaw. I do not how or what she does, but it's the best! I always ask for it. There is no point in me trying to replicate it, I certainly will not make it any better.

At 11am we set off with our mugs of coffee. Gorgeous hubby drives. I will do one day, but not yet! We headed for the B6271 out of Northallerton to the A1(M), where works are still continuing to widen the road. So, not exceeding the 50mph average speed limit, haha, we exited at Scotch Corner for the A66W. With black clouds looming in the distance my gorgeous hubby carefully navigated against the strong cross wind. The trees and bushes were practically horizontal from the wind. We swerved occasionally getting a gust from the side. But, my gorgeous hubby is a great driver, also stating that “we had a head wind making it more tricky, especially up hills”! We would have the open road ahead of us when travelling along the single road. But, once we hit the dual carriageways the speed freaks would zoom past; cars, lorries, and buses!

Unfortunately, this part of Cumbria along the A66W appears bleak and cold. It really is uninspiring. There were two layers of clouds. The lower, darker layer obscuring the white fluffy clouds. We had the occasional glimpse of blue sky. We have no heater in Wanda. But, we are wise to this; thermals, hats, fleeces, etc. So, as usual I fell asleep until we came up to the roundabout at Penrith.

We stopped for petrol and alcohol supplies … this is a must! And, made our way along the A686 to Edenhall Church and parked up. I set up the picnic on the table with chairs. And my friends arrived with kids and a dog. We tucked in.

Homemade:
Carrot & Coriander soup
Sunflower Seed bread
Cheese & Tomato quiche
Spinach & Ricotta quiche
My friend's Coleslaw

Salad Leaves with cherry tomatoes and cucumber
Cheese
Mini sausages
Mini sausage rolls
Cheese puffs
Ham & Pineapple pizza


After a cup of tea to warm ourselves up as we were getting chilly we trotted for our walk with Lena, their delightful Staffy dog. We walked through the fields to a forest and down to the river. The wind had died down by this point. It was beginning to feel a little warmer, only a little! Cows, sheep, birds filled the air over our voices with their noises. The river flowed slowly with ducks and swans. We saw a Heron on the opposite bank before it flew away. A gaggle of Canadian geese were meandering on the opposite field squawking to each other. We stopped by the river as the boys skimmed stones. Lena kept digging in the muddy shallow water to bring us some huge rocks, strange dog! There were plenty of dog walkers. “Hasn't it turned cold?” “Atleast it's not raining!” “We've had such lovely weather recently!” “End of summer!” The usual English pleasantries were exchanged. We continued along the circular walk back to the Church, stopping off at the obligatory swings. Child or adult, swings are a must! Age not restricted!

Arriving back we had been joined by half a dozen other cars. Obviously, a place for walkies. One by one the cars manoeuvred out while we enjoyed a cup of tea and my homemade cupcakes: Lemon or Chocolate & Brazil Nut.


It was time to say our goodbyes, but gorgeous hubby and I stayed a little while longer to discuss camping requirements for the night. It would be on the route homeward.

We left for a place called Grandie Caravan Park in Dufton near Appleby (www.duftoncaravanpark.co.uk). We headed back to the A66E and a time later we parked up and put up our “wall” windbreak. The windbreak was probably not needed as we were by some trees and in a dip, the wind had been reduced to a noise of the rustling trees. But, our first time since we brought it. What the heck!


We relaxed and listened to the rustling of the trees and the birds. We had a quick chat with the owners paying our £20 a night fee. A Robin landed on the fence behind us, studied us for a second or two and flew off. We could here village life of kids playing and adults talking on this May evening. A plane is heard overhead, but it is too cloudy to see.

At 18:45 gorgeous hubby makes a start with tea. A Lego beaker of Leffe beer is delivered and soon, smells waft from the kitchen area of Wanda.

Tea is served: Turkey mince bolognaise with pasta and courgette. Gorgeous hubby has Cranstons (www.cranstons.net) thick Cumberland sausages. Red wine is Malbec.

We eat outside as the sky gets slowly darker.

After washing up we retreat inside for a DVD. Tonight's film is Blood Diamond. Awesome acting but very violent. Our first with a film in the Campervan. Pretty good.

We awake on this Sunday morning at half 7 with bed tea. You can not beat bed tea! We had breakfast outside of muesli and toast with a cup of coffee. Slightly warmer this morning, although a full blanket of grey cloud. We headed homeward, back to reality, shortly after 9am.


Monday 1 May 2017

Conversation

Writing prompt: write a story only through conversation

Shelley: Here, Stacey, look at this? Can you believe what Charlotte’s done? OMG silly cow! Let’s put this up.

Stacey: Why, what’s she done now?

Shelley: You went with Troy earlier and a book fell out of her bag. When she went down the corridor. I picked it up. It was her diary!

Stacey: Alright Shell tell me.

Shelley: Alright! Alright! Here it is… Word for word. No lyin’! She's such a posh cow!
“Oh my goodness, I feel like crying. I want to cry. I just have to. I sat with Shelley, Stacey, and the Gang in maths, and they do not listen. They always act the fool and be silly. It’s not funny. I really do not like them at all. Today, they answered back to Mr. Thompson saying he was wrong with this times table. They thought it was hilarious. They kept telling him he was wrong. Then, they started on me. I don’t know why. They said I had a big backside and looked funny. That really hurt. All because I rolled my eyes at them. I mean, they don’t take school seriously. It is serious and important. Education is important.”
Can you believe it?

Stacey: OMG she’s tight. She’s so stuck up. She needs a shag. Seriously, Shell, where does she get this crap? She’s gotta lighten up.

Shelley: I know. Wait, there’s more…
“I am so in love with Dale. He’s so dreamy.”

Stacey: Dale Smith? Not that geek with the cracked glasses? Surely not!

Shelley: I know. It’s mad.
“The way he talks. He’s so phwaor! I could hug him, kiss him all over. But, I know he won’t be interested in me. He’s so dreamy. And talented! I know I'll have dreams about him tonight. We’ll get married under the blue sky by the sea with the grains of sand tickling our bare feet, with our hands together gazing into eachothers’ eyes as we say our vows. Oh, I do like him a lot.”
Can you believe this shit!

Stacey: Yuck. Where’s she getting this stuff. She’s so sick!

Shelley: I know. Should we say summut? To Dale?

Stacey: Yeah! We got English with him tomorra. How about we get this printed out and up in class?

Shelley: Yeah! I’ll do it. See ya tomorra Stacey.

Stacey: Yeah, see ya!

Shelley: Hey Charlotte, here’s your diary back!

Charlotte: Oh no! Where did you get that?

Shelley: Fell outta ya bag. Stacey was snogging Ty and I seen it fall outta ya bag.

Charlotte: It did not! My bag is always closed. You pinched it! That’s terrible! You are a liar, give it to me.

Shelley: Here it is. Hey Day-elle, someone fancies ya!

Charlotte: You read my diary? You read it? How could you?

Shelley: Hey Day-elle, want to know who it is?

Stacey: Hey Shell. Leave Dale alone, this ain’t fair!

Shelley: You agreed last night Stace. We took the piss outta her, remember?

Stacey: Yeah we did, but I’ve bin thinkin’. This ain’t right Shell. Give it a rest. Enough is enough. Leave Charlotte alone?

Shelley: You cow! I’m gonna get ya later. You are my best friend. At Least, I thought you are! I’ll remember this. I’ll get ya. Have this, this fist in ya face!

Charlotte: Shelley, no! Don’t do it!

Stacey: Ow! Shell. What was that for?

Charlotte: I hope you are proud of yourself, Shelley! You really are a bully! Look, your own best friend! Happy now? A cruel, manipulative bully! All my life you have bullied me. Well, I am not taking it anymore. Here, you have my fist in your face. See how you like it…! See! Not so tough now, are you? Look at you! Crying like a baby! All that tough exterior all gone. Well, you can keep it. I am so much bigger and better than you. I am not going to waste any more of my time with you. You can keep your nastiness and get lost!

Stacey: Come on Charlotte, let’s get out of here!

Shelley: What are you doing Stace?

Stacey: First, I’m gonna get this lip seen to. And, you should get looked at too. You’re a right state. Then, I’m off to Charlotte’s house.

Shelley: What? I don’t get it?

Stacey: C’on Shell, you are a bully. After what you did yesterday, last night was mean. You never take anyone’s diary, let alone read it! I have a diary and no-one is going to read mine. I talked to my ma and what you did ain’t right, Shelley. I rang Charlotte, after speaking to ma, and told her what we were planning. It’s mean Shelley. Charlotte told me everything. Everything you’ve done to her. For years! It ain’t right. It ain’t big. It ain’t clever. You’re a bully. I never knew what you did some of them. I never knew. Aren't you ashamed?

Shelley: B...B...But! But, you don’t understand. I didn’t mean it. It was a laugh.

Stacey: That’s even worse!

Shelley: I dunno. It was a laugh. I was bored. You joined in too? It ain’t all my fault. You laughed and joined in too! You helped me.

Stacey: Yes, I did. But not some of the other stuff you did!

Charlotte: You see Shelley, Stacey came to me and told me everything. We had a really good chat. She apologised. You know, she said sorry. We talked for hours last night. Saying sorry and opening up to it all seemed, I don’t know, seemed to help me.

Stacey: I did some terrible things! And, you did too Shelley. I said sorry for the ones I did with you. But, I didn’t know you did more. And, I kinda believe Charlotte. Especially after we did some cruel stuff. But, to do more. Stacey, you’re disgusting. There’s no point crying.

Shelley: No, Stace, no. Come back. Don’t leave me. I … I … I … I don’t know what to do?

Charlotte: I’m sorry Stacey, she was you best friend.

Stacey: She still is, Charlotte. She needed someone to tell her. I suppose I’ve bin blockin’ it all away. We grew up togevver. Ya nar! We were inseparable. But, since her ma went off with Stu, Shelley changed. Her brothers nicked off too. They left. She was on her own. We bonded even more. But, lately, I suppose I’ve only jus’ realised. Ya nar, we all have skeletons hidden. We all have problems to overcome. Shelley is bad, I ain’t gonna excuse tha’, but she’s soft underneath and all heart. She really cares for me. Ma told me I really ought ta help her. And, I will.

Charlotte: How will you do that?

Stacey: I’ll be there. I ain’t gonna leave her. She needs me now more than eva. We’re locked mates. Ain’t no key gonna set us free. We laughed about that. We had good times. Shes needs guidance.

Charlotte: So, you’ll both bullying me and leave me alone?

Stacey: Yep, we sure will, Charlie. We sure will. And we’ll even hang out togevver. But, give it time. Shelley will come round. I’ll make sure of that.

Charlotte: Come on, let’s go and see how she is doing.